Every once in a great while, I will tell somebody “You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.”
…And then I’ll be sad, because they have no idea what I’m talking about.
I only gamble with my life, never my money.
The Mummy fandom on Tumblr is hella strong
What up mummy fandom I didn’t know existed! Loved this movie. Need to watch it again.
I quote “You’re on the wrong side of the river” constantly.
I’m going to grad school soon to be a librarian and I can’t wait to get drunk and quote all of Evy’s lines.
I’m an archaeology student and I recently re-watched this and the instant they made it clear that it was set in the 1920s I was completely cool with everything about it because archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up.
archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up
if you’re boyfriend takes his pants/underwear off before he takes his shirt off during sex, RUN, because he is a sociopath with no feelings and will murder you in your sleep
I keep my shirt on at all times so my girl knows to Vote For Pedro
What’s In My Purse?
real talk tangled is better than frozen
I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV
also as an added bonus
Anonymous said: MOFFAT WAT IZ D NEXT DR WHO GONA BE LIKE?
Okokokok there gonna b PLOST TWSIT at end AND CLFIFHNANGERE. There will be AT LEAST ONE FUNNY GAY for REPRESENTATION because I am not Hmomphobia. There are TWO sassy woman WITH GUN and FLIRT WITH DR WHO. She will be MYSTERYSY and STRONG WOMEN. You will NEVER be able to predict where THIS SEASON is go to. I am a clever. U will like. Thank.
having thick ass hair is such a pain i just want smooth thin silky beautiful hair that waves in the wind while the sun shines elegantly in the background
disclaimer: i do not have hair on my ass. i was referring to hair on my head, thanks
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
not an overreaction
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive
so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.
a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that